Dear Harrie,

If you are one day putting out our Christmas decorations and come across a plastic figurine of Aslan, it’s not because we appreciated the none too subtle religious overtones in the Narnia movies and thought he would be a good fit for celebrating baby cheeses. It’s because your Aunty B gave him to me one day from her fast food meal and so he always reminds me of her. So you better not throw him out.

Love,
Mum x